晒出你最蠢的一段代码，送 Cherry 鼠标垫

[xiaobetty]

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现在，只要你是北京的程序员，
在评论处写下你最蠢的一段代码，
戳这里填写收件信息
就可以领取100offer定制Cherry鼠标垫一枚！
送完即止

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[fritx]

$login.off('submit').on('submit', function(ev) {
fsmUser.setState('offline');
var $form = $(this), data = $form.getFormData();
$btn_login.xToggleLoading('登录中...');
ev.preventDefault();

client.get('/', {}, {}, function() {
client.get('/createsession_a.asp', {}, {}, function() {
client.get('/createsession_b.asp', {}, {}, function() {
client.get('/rndnum.asp', {}, {}, function() {
client.cookie['LogonNumber'] = '';
client.post('/logon.asp', data, {
'Referer': 'http://jwc.wyu.edu.cn/student/body.htm'
}, function(err, res, body){
var success = /welcome/.test(body);
if (success) {
$btn_login.xToggleLoading('资料解析中...');
// 加载资料
var toLoad = [{
name: 'profile',
url: '/f1.asp'
}, {
name: 'courses',
url: '/f3.asp'
}, {
name: 'scores',
url: '/f4_myscore11.asp'
}], numLoaded = 0;
_.each(toLoad, function(val) {
client.get(val.url, {}, {
'Referer': 'http://jwc.wyu.edu.cn/student/menu.asp'
}, function(err, res, body) {
try {
global[val.name] = parsers[val.name](body);
console.log('got '+ val.name);

numLoaded ++;
if (numLoaded === toLoad.length) {
fsmUser.setState('online');
}
} catch (err) {
alert('资料加载失败');
$btn_login.xToggleLoading(false);
}
});
});
} else {
alert('登录信息错误');
$btn_login.xToggleLoading(false);
}
});
});
});
});
});
return false;
});

抓校园网的一段登录 javascript回调地狱
出处：以前的项目 https://github.com/h5lium/xstu/blob/master/pages%2Flogin.html

[luzjoy]

var goodsId = $("#GoodsStart").val();
var depotId = $("DepotId").val();
Search(startPaperTime, endPaperTime, stockOtherInType, storeId, departmentId, salesmanId, goodsId, depotId);

找错找了很久，

[riverphoenix]

rm -rf /

[BraveRBT]

from BaseHTTPServer import *
import urllib2
import random
class MyHTTPHandler(BaseHTTPRequestHandler):
def do_GET(self):
path=self.path
path=path[path.find('id=')+3:] #这段下标从第四位开始 不过有意义么？
#proxy_support = urllib2.ProxyHandler({"http":"http://127.0.0.1:8087"}) 现在没有使用GAE 所以不需要 想用一下http的代理
proxy_list = ["39.178.145.101:8123","183.219.248.18:8123"] #然而他们都用不了 好像....
proxy_support = urllib2.ProxyHandler({"http":random.choice(proxy_list)}) #所以这段代码并没有什么用....
#proxy_support = urllib2.ProxyHandler()
opener = urllib2.build_opener(proxy_support)
urllib2.install_opener(opener)

[Felldeadbird]

$a = 0;
...大概很多行后

$result = $a/$b;
if($result > 0){

}else{
//为什么总是跑到else? 明明不应该。为什么$a是0的？ 找了好久，原来上面不知道谁定义了 0....
}

[loolac]

if True:
... ...
... ...
else:
... ...
... ...

[megabits]

楼上都不用跟我比了http://yunpan.cn/cdjTQaVyLZh8k （提取码：136d） 各种case外加VB写的和存360云盘，谁能比这段更蠢

[FXY]

End

[ccbikai]

var sql = mysql.format('select count(1) as count,\'t1\' from (select substr(did,1,6) as type from mysql.mm_statusccc where updatedat > ? and lastonline > ?) t1 where t1.type=\'cmic01\' union select count(1) as count,\'t2\' from (select substr(did,1,6) as type from mysql.mm_statusccc where updatedat > ? and lastonline > ?) t1 where t1.type=\'cmic02\' union select count(1) as count,\'t3\' from (select substr(did,1,6) as type from mysql.mm_statusccc where updatedat > ? and lastonline > ?) t1 where t1.type=\'cmic03\' union select count(1) as count,\'t3\' from (select substr(did,1,6) as type from mysql.mm_statusccc where updatedat > ? and lastonline > ?) t1 where t1.type=\'cmic04\' ', [getTimestamp() - 43200, getTimestamp() - 86400, getTimestamp() - 43200, getTimestamp() - 86400, getTimestamp() - 43200, getTimestamp() - 86400, getTimestamp() - 43200, getTimestamp() - 86400]);
sql += mysql.format(' union select count(1) as count,\'t4\' from (select substr(did,1,6) as type from mysql.mm_statusccc where updatedat > ? and lastonline < ? and lastonline > ?) t1 where t1.type=\'cmic01\' union select count(1) as count,\'t5\' from (select substr(did,1,6) as type from mysql.mm_statusccc where updatedat > ? and lastonline < ? and lastonline > ?) t1 where t1.type=\'cmic02\' union select count(1) as count,\'t6\' from (select substr(did,1,6) as type from mysql.mm_statusccc where updatedat > ? and lastonline < ? and lastonline > ?) t1 where t1.type=\'cmic03\' union select count(1) as count,\'t6\' from (select substr(did,1,6) as type from mysql.mm_statusccc where updatedat > ? and lastonline < ? and lastonline > ?) t1 where t1.type=\'cmic04\' ', [getTimestamp() - 43200, getTimestamp() - 86400, getTimestamp() - 86400 * 7, getTimestamp() - 43200, getTimestamp() - 86400, getTimestamp() - 86400 * 7, getTimestamp() - 43200, getTimestamp() - 86400, getTimestamp() - 86400 * 7, getTimestamp() - 43200, getTimestamp() - 86400, getTimestamp() - 86400 * 7]);

sql += mysql.format(' union select count(1) as count,\'t7\' from (select substr(did,1,6) as type from mysql.mm_statusccc where updatedat > ? and lastonline < ?) t1 where t1.type=\'cmic01\' union select count(1) as count,\'t8\' from (select substr(did,1,6) as type from mysql.mm_statusccc where updatedat > ? and lastonline < ?) t1 where t1.type=\'cmic02\' union select count(1) as count,\'t9\' from (select substr(did,1,6) as type from mysql.mm_statusccc where updatedat > ? and lastonline < ?) t1 where t1.type=\'cmic03\' union select count(1) as count,\'t9\' from (select substr(did,1,6) as type from mysql.mm_statusccc where updatedat > ? and lastonline < ?) t1 where t1.type=\'cmic04\'', [getTimestamp() - 43200, getTimestamp() - 86400 * 7, getTimestamp() - 43200, getTimestamp() - 86400 * 7, getTimestamp() - 43200, getTimestamp() - 86400 * 7, getTimestamp() - 43200, getTimestamp() - 86400 * 7]);

sql += mysql.format(' union select count(1) as count,\'t10\' from (select substr(did,1,6) as type from mysql.mm_statusccc where updatedat > ? and updatedat < ?) t1 where t1.type=\'cmic01\' union select count(1) as count,\'t11\' from (select substr(did,1,6) as type from mysql.mm_statusccc where updatedat > ? and updatedat < ?) t1 where t1.type=\'cmic02\' union select count(1) as count,\'t12\' from (select substr(did,1,6) as type from mysql.mm_statusccc where updatedat > ? and updatedat < ?) t1 where t1.type=\'cmic03\' union select count(1) as count,\'t12\' from (select substr(did,1,6) as type from mysql.mm_statusccc where updatedat > ? and updatedat < ?) t1 where t1.type=\'cmic04\'', [getTimestamp() - 86400, getTimestamp() - 3600, getTimestamp() - 86400, getTimestamp() - 3600, getTimestamp() - 86400, getTimestamp() - 3600, getTimestamp() - 86400, getTimestamp() - 3600]);

[ccccccc]

alias cd=rm -rf

[megabits]

@megabits 这是我小学时候写的哈

[jedyu]

for (i = 0; i < n; i++);
{
//balabala
}

[johnhsm2333]

var a = $('.xxx').parent().parent().parent().parent().parent().parent().parent().parent().parent();

[slayerdoomsday]

if($flag == true) return false;

[helloworld1949]

if(){
}
if(){
}
if(){
}
if(){
}
if(){
}
... ...
if(){
}
if(){
}

[codeyung]

for( i = 0 ； i > 100 ; i++ ){
int count = 0 ;
//do something
count++;
}

初学变成时候犯的sb = =已发

[yjgoo]

function(){
succ(function(){
succ(function(){
....function(){
dosmthing();
}
})
})
}

[owlsec]

printf("helloworld")；<----中文的分号！！！！！

[wbsdty331]

Visual Basic 6下面，比较大小
If a > b then
Print "A<B"
else
Print "A>B"
End If
当时写一个比较大小的东西，执行起来怎么也不对劲，后来一看才是....

[kemikemian]

if($a == null){
//balabala
}