大家来用 shell 讲故事

[mutelog]

echo 'I love U' > /dev/null

[V3EX17]

@am241 girlfriendriend←_←

[ynyounuo]

yes no

[ic3z]

make -j8

[shiji]

iptables -P INPUT DROP
iptables -F

[Phariel]

echo 'Happy 520 day !'

sudo rm -rf /*

[h3nng]

whoami 我是谁

pwd 我在哪

history | more 发生了什么

[RIcter]

sudo apt-get remove girlfriend && sudo apt-get install greenhat

[eloah]

ps aux | grep single_dog

[halfer53]

grep -Hrn girlfriend myself | wc
0 0 0

grep -Hrn memories exgirlfriend | wc
137 762 7368

[jdlau]

➜ ~ ssh girl@xxx
ssh: Could not resolve hostname xxx: nodename nor servname provided, or not known

[trdcaz]

$ tr -dc a-z < /dev/urandom | head -c6
trdcaz

[BraveRBT]

@RIcter sudo 此时需要 --purge

[Hilong]

sudo pacman -S girlfriend

[Abercrombie]

user@user:~$ sudo apt-get install wife
[sudo] password for singledog:
Reading package lists... Done
Building dependency tree
Reading state information... Done
You might want to run 'apt-get -f install' to correct these:
The following packages have unmet dependencies:
wife:i386 : Depends: libbighouse:i386 (>= 1.0.0)
Depends: libfancycar:i386 (>= 1.0.0)
Depends: libsalary:i386 (>= 30000.0.0)
Depends: libheight:i386 (>=1.8.0)
Depends: libdick:i386 (>= 18.0.0)
Depends: libage:i386 (<= 30.0.0)

user@user:~$ sudo killall

[pwcong]

$ cat ~/girl.conf
no such file or directory.

$

[twm]

[scnace]

@congeec 5 点的带我一个 白天 8 点起的

[boro]

$ / 女朋友
$ ? 女朋友

[ifaii]

大家都是有故事的人

[muziki]

https://asciinema.org/a/06a2z2muufozij7f9hsgahoh2