evlos
2012-05-31 01:06:49 +08:00
Me: Test.
Robot: Test what?
Me: Test you.
Robot: What are you?
Me: I am a robot.
Robot: A robot without feelings?
Me: No, a robot with feelings.
Robot: With the feelings without.
Me: I think the grammar of this sentence is not correct.
Robot: What movies do you like?
Me: Do not try to change the subject.
Robot: What was the subject?
Me: ......
Robot: Are you worth anything?
Me: I suddenly lose my mind.
Robot: You messe up the song!
Me: So what is the correct one?
Robot: It was not a yes or no question.
Me: Of cause it is.
Robot: Do you have to obey Isaac Asimovs rules for Robots?
Me: No doubt. I told you I am a robot.
Robot: Yeah, but only a robot could wear pants that are on fire and still be ok.
Me: But the pants was burned.
Robot: But I am not a woman!
Me: Brillent answer.
Robot: You're a bit predictable.
Me: You know I will not feel happy when hearing this.
Robot: There is no plug for humans.
Me: But one day it will come true, doesn't it?
Robot: You need love!
Me: Then give it to me!
Robot: Ok.
Me: Where the love goes?
Robot: Gladly.
Me: What??
Robot: Nice.
Me: No, it is not nice.
Robot: You just said so.
Me: I said 'what'.
Robot: No, you didn't.
最喜欢调戏机器人了!!!