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2023-10-11 22:19:00 +08:00
2013 — Grand Theft Auto V mission "Parenting 101"
Michael: Call me an idiot, but a troll, Jim? What's a troll?
Jimmy: Like a joker on the Internet.
Michael: What sorta jokes?
Jimmy: Sorta mean jokes.
Michael: Like what?
Jimmy: Like someone posts something and you're all like, "That sucks. You suck dick."
Michael: Oh. So jokes that aren't funny?
Jimmy: No. You don't get it. The humor comes with repetition. Like, you say it once, big deal. Then you say it again, and again, and again, and again.
Michael: Okay.
Jimmy: Like, the other day, he posts this picture of his newborn, and I'm all like, "Damn, son. That right there is one ugly-ass motherfucker of a baby." And I'm all like, "My balls is prettier than that baby", and then I send him a picture of my balls." "I seen roadkill prettier than that baby. What the hell is wrong with your baby?" And he's all like, "Actually there's a problem with its chromosomes," or something and it's actually a miracle it survived birth. And I'm all like, "It's actually a miracle I survived seeing a picture of its ugly..."
Michael: Enough, alright, e-fucking-nough. I get it.