TrumpScript: Make Python great again

[Chrisplus]

https://github.com/samshadwell/TrumpScript

Features

Our language includes several convenient features, perfect for any aspiring Presidential candidate including:

• No floating point numbers, only integers. America never does anything halfway.
• All numbers must be strictly greater than 1 million. The small stuff is inconsequential to us.
• There are no import statements allowed. All code has to be home-grown and American made.
• Instead of True and False, we have the keywords fact and lie.
• Only the most popular English words, Trump's favorite words, and current politician names can be used as variable names.
• Error messages are mostly quotes directly taken from Trump himself.
• All programs must end with America is great.
• Our language will automatically correct Forbes' $4.5B to $10B.
• In its raw form, TrumpScript is not compatible with Windows, because Trump isn't the type of guy to believe in PC.
• TrumpScript boycotts OS X and all Apple products until such time as Apple gives cellphone info to authorities regarding radical Islamic terrorist couple from Cal.
• The language is completely case insensitive.
• If the running computer is from China, TrumpScript will not compile. We don't want them stealing our American technological secrets.
• By constructing a wall (providing the --Wall flag), TrumpScript will refuse to run on machines with Mexican locales
• Warns you if you have any Communists masquerading as legitimate "SSL Certificates" from China on your system.
• Won't run in root mode because America doesn't need your help being great. Trump is all we need.
• Easy to type with small hands

如何评价 python 开发者的创造力？

[guyskk]

"Detected commie network, aborting."


[ryanzyy]

十分幽默 已经 4.7k+ stars 了

[ryanzyy]

@guyskk

```

+ def no_commie_network() -> None:
+ """
+ Make sure we aren't running on commie Chinese networks.
+ """
+ freedom_host = "facebook.com"
+ commie_host = "alibaba.cn"
+ is_on_a_network = os.system("ping -c 1 {}".format(commie_host)) == 0
+ is_commie_network = os.system("ping -c 1 {}".format(freedom_host)) != 0
+ if is_on_a_network and is_commie_network:
+ raise Utils.SystemException("Detected commie network, aborting.")

```

是这样判断的

[guyskk]

@ryanzyy 汗。。我刚还上 vps 去运行。
改了下源码能正常运行了。看了一下 issue 里面的内容，没看懂这个幽默， Get 不到笑点。。。可以帮忙解释一下吗？

[ethanlu]

哈哈，有意思。

[lhbc]

这代码政治非常不正确。

[iyeatse]

https://github.com/samshadwell/TrumpScript/issues/169

+1s

[soulmine]

@guyskk 这本来就是个搞事的 你还真当轮子了么 ....... 笑点这东西 可能我说了你还是不懂笑点......

[guyskk]

@soulmine 没把它当轮子，我把里面的内容理解为恶搞或者是政治讽刺。没有经历过理解不到笑点。

[soulmine]

@guyskk 主要就是川普的几次演讲 还有他的政治观点 最后是他的口号之类的