编程名言

[josephok]

大家都来贴贴“编程名言”或“编程语录”。吐槽也行。

我先贴一个：
程序必须是为了给人看而写，给机器去执行只是附带任务。

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[hahastudio]

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. - Rick Cook

[josephok]

用代码行数来衡量程序的开发进度，就好比用重量来衡量飞机的制造进度。—— 比尔·盖茨

[chshouyu]

喝最烈的酒，艹最爱的人。 ----莎士比亚

[manfay]

The only way to learn a new programming language is by writing programs in it. The first program to write is the same for all languages: Print the words Hello, world!

-- K&R

[puncsky]

Alan Perlis : Epigrams in Programming

http://www.cs.yale.edu/homes/perlis-alan/quotes.html

[loryyang]

talk is cheep, show me the code!
倒不是说绝对要这样，只是看不惯那些只知道扯淡的人，想法很多，没几个靠谱的

[akn8]

小明卡里只有8毛钱，本来想打个6毛的饭结果不小心按了9毛的，哪知机器忽然疯狂地喷出255两饭，被喷得满脸热饭的小明大叫“烫烫烫烫烫烫。。。”

[sunocean]

@akn8 噗，笑抽了

[jokester]

@chshouyu 喝最烈的酒 吃最辣的菜 --- 古龙

[abscon]

@akn8
这个不要太赞。255两饭，可以“屯屯屯屯屯屯”了。
^＿^

[akn8]

@abscon 对，将堆内存填成0xcd

[abscon]

@akn8 握手

[piglei]

There are only two hard things in Computer Science: cache invalidation and naming things.

[ffffwh]

@loryyang
你没觉得重复被发明的轮子很多么？

[Mac]

hello world,hi bitch!

[dennyzhang]

- If a new user has a problem, it's a bug in the code or the documentation. End of story.
- 注释的目的是为了弥补代码自身在表达上的不足。
- 挑项目绝对是程序员职业发展第一准则
- 信息量等于不确定性的多少
- 调试前先思考是最好的调试方法
- Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place.
- 90% of the code is written by 10% of the programmers
- It doesn't matter if you use Ruby, Erlang, Haskel, Lisp or C. if you poorly implement a system, no programming language will make up for it.
- Avoid general TOI-style questions
- 缓存的本质是： 在能够预测未来使用的前提下， 预先存储一些处理结果提供快速访问， 从而做到用空间换时间或缓解瓶颈
- Emacs made me realize anything can be changed by a programmer
- TDD force us to think how the code is going to be used.
- Talk is cheap, show me the code: Win arguments with code.
- Let it crash, only fix the errors you know how to fix
- 工具比框架更容易被接受
- 相比成本控制, 业务创新更重要
- Done is better than perfect.
- Ugly, I know. But it works
- Architecture represents the significant design decisions that shape a system
- 世界上最真情的相依, 是你在try我在catch。无论你发神马脾气, 我都默默承受, 静静处理。到那时, 再来期待我们的finally -- 我是程序员
- 世界上最痴心的等待, 是我当case你是switch, 或许永远都选不上自己 -- 我是程序员
- 世界上最遥远的距离, 是我在if里你在else里, 似乎一直相伴又永远分离 -- 我是程序员
- 需要对核心细节进行深入了解
- 知识技能的提升还是得靠不断地尝试折腾, 在烦和累中发现有趣和酷, 成就感
- Don't make wrong decision and do it in a wrong way, due to schedule pressure
- Don't attend meeting without preparation!
- 如果一个系统或者一个模块设计时没有想好怎么测试, 说明设计做得还不够
- 一个只有学计算机的孩纸才明白的冷笑话:烫烫烫烫烫烫烫烫烫烫烫, 屯屯屯屯屯屯屯屯屯屯屯屯屯
- 《程序员的雨巷》开着emacs, 独自编写着悠长、悠长又无聊的ErLang, 我希望编译出来的结果是一个美丽的姑娘。她是有lua一样的风骚, c一样的贤惠, lisp一样的慈祥, 与我在ubuntu里牵手, 拥抱又疯狂;梦醒, 她仅仅是这无聊的ErLang
- 如何实现可维护的软件是高级工程师的价值所在
- Culture is an important reason as to why people gravitate to one tool or another
- 领导总让人一声叹息. 总裁：“我们不需要两台服务器”. 我：“可是我们需要双机备份” 总裁：“两台服务器是为失败者准备的，优秀的团队绝对不允许任何一台服务器出问题” 我：“唉…”

[jdqingm]

@akn8 请问这个255有什么涵义吗？

[akn8]

@jdqingm 255是二进制的11111111，其实这个梗是就是说溢出了

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